The Best Secret I've Heard About The Key to a Happy Marriage

I read this today on this cool Boston-based food/health/lifestyle blog called "Carrots and Cake." The writer describes how her father gave her his secret to a long, happy marriage. She figured it was what I always preach on this blog: Communication, love, trust...Wrong!!! What did her dad say? "Sex and money." Agree about those two things and you'll be okay. I kind of hate to say that he's right because I also think it takes some more things, such as having things in common that you both enjoy and talking about things that you need or that are a big deal. But, I think he has a really good point. After 20 years will you still be chasing each other around the house and agreeing about where the cash goes? Those two things are MAJOR in a relationship. If you don't have similar philosophies about both sex and money (which my fiancee and I didn't- we've had to figure out a way to compromise so we're both happy), you'll have problems. Hopefully using this advice, you will be an example of a lasting relationship. And remember to keep the passion alive and don't go on any crazy spending sprees!

Stress = No Fun in the Relationship

I always wondered about why relationships don't work, and I have a few theories, the first one being that stress is toxic to a couple's well-being. That's why people who've lost children, had a miscarriage, or had to endure a lengthy illness often come out of it less united than they were before. Tragedy or success, both which can carry their fair share of extra "stuff" to do, are stressful. You have less time to laugh and play, and more time spent doing the things you have to do, not that you want to do. You don't talk about the goofy little things that you both love. Lazy Sundays spent taking walks and making lasagna together disappear, leaving memories of "good times, when we had the time." I have been fortunate enough in my life to not have had to suffer any major tragedies, and I feel for those who have had to go through a tough time. It's hard keeping a relationship together when you are barely hanging on yourself. Now that I'm planning my wedding, I thought it would be this fun, amazing, romantic time- it's not. Don't get me wrong, I don't have doubts or anything, but planning a wedding is a huge stress on a relationship. It's romantic and fun, but it's also another thing you have to do. You also have to agree about everything with your fiancee, which carries its own set of landmines. Add money to the mix? You're pretty much screwed. I love my fiancee more than anything, but this has been a stressful time in our relationship, and I didn't expect it to be that way. I think any "big" thing, be it a move, illness, accident, death, new job, etc. is stressful, and you absolutely have to remember to make the time to be together- no matter what. You may not get those wonderful days where you didn't have to even get out of bed in the morning, but in return you're getting to be with an amazing person who truly loves you. This too shall pass- as corny as that is, everything comes to an end, and you'll still be together if you take the time to reconnect along the way. Be it through sex, a date once a week, or stealing a few moments alone each day where you both agree NOT to talk about "that thing," make sure you make the time to be just "Bob and Jane," or whatever, before you forget what that means.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

You know that thing your best friend or your mom does that really drives you crazy? They always take forever to decide on what to order, or they write checks at the grocery store, or they walk really slowly- just a few examples. But what I've realized is that, as annoying as those habits are, they won't change. People are pretty much who they are- for the most part. You need to ask yourself, "does this really matter?" when it comes to getting upset about something your spouse does. (or your friends/family as well)
Things that DO matter:
1. Do they respect you? Admire you? Find you attractive and tell you so?
2. Do they do nice things for you? Or at least say nice things to you?
3. Do they make time for you? (no one is THAT busy- if they don't make at least some time for you, you aren't a priority)

Things that you shouldn't get upset about:
1. They work a lot to provide, in their words, "to provide a good life for our future," and aren't home as much as you'd like. Remember that you're lucky to have a partner who works hard and has a job- or 3.
2. They snore/fart/burp in (or out of bed). Yeah it's gross, but is it worth nagging someone about constantly? Maybe it's a sign they feel really comfortable around you.
3. They aren't rich. Money does. not. matter. Ambition, drive, and a good work ethic does. Do they (and you) aspire for a better future, or rather, the same type of future? That's what really matters.

 Similar goals, dreams, hobbies, interests- these are the foundation for a "strong relationship house." Add respect and admiration to the love house and you've got a pretty strong relationship. The roof on this dwelling is passion- sexual passion. This also takes work and it ebbs and flows throughout a long-term relationship. But just because it sometimes quiets doesn't mean it's gone forever- you can ignite that sizzle again. It just takes effort. The most important question you have to ask yourself is: do you BOTH want to work on it? That's the key thing, because you can't be in a relationship by yourself.

Sitting on the couch = best day ever

This is an incredibly corny post, but I have to say one thing I love about being in a happy relationship. I love being with my love, hanging out in sweatpants, eating dinner and watching football. (okay, minus the football part, I could care less about that. The only two words I know are touchdown and sack) I'm not wearing makeup, my hair is wet, and he looks like he just crawled out of bed. It's the perfect Sunday because we never get to do it. We're so busy normally that hanging out together watching Bad Boys and Billy Madison (perfect double feature, by the way) is a rare occasion. I love it because it doesn't happen everyday. I don't recommend completely giving up and looking like a schlub all the time. But once and awhile it's nice to know you can be totally comfortable with your partner and know they feel the same way. There's no expectations, no airs, just being together without actually doing anything. He might play a video game, I might clean the kitchen. It's like the anti-date night date night. Try it sometime with someone you love if you are like us and never get the chance to slow down and just be together. If you're the opposite and this kind of thing happens all the time, then go out once and awhile and get all dolled up. Remind him or her that you are HOT and deserve a night on the town. And here's a tip for the ladies: be nice and pay for at least one part of the date- no one wants to date an ungrateful gold digger.