We met online....

A good friend of mine recently entered into the exciting but unknown world of online dating. It seems like everyone I talk to nowadays met online. It's the new bar. But the difference is that a lot of people online (not everyone of course) actually want a relationship. They want to get dinner and not just drinks. They want to date not just hook up. They text or email you often instead of a week later. She tells me it's refreshing to be with men who are actually that: men, not boys. On the other hand, I've heard horror stories from the trenches of online dating, where men have turned out to be boozers, womanizers, moochers....the list goes on and on. What do you think? Is online dating the newest craze or is it going to fizzle out in a few years? I'm not on Match, Perfect Harmony, or Plenty of Fish, but for those of you who are, I hope that your inbox is full of sincere, honest words- not empty promises. Because if you're online looking for love, you should at least meet others who want the same thing. If you're looking for casual sex, do the old fashioned thing and go to the bar!

Little things

I don't self-disclose a lot in this blog because I want it to be more about how to keep a relationship alive, not how I keep MY relationship going. Every couple is different. They all have their own magic chemistry 'thing' that keeps the fire burning when the days of sexy black lingerie has given way to leopard print Snuggies. That having been said, I did want to share a special moment that I truly believe is what keeps me feeling so in love with my bf after almost 5 years. I was standing in the kitchen today making myself an avocado and egg open-faced sandwich on wheat bread (which is delicious by the way, you gotta try it) and he came up behind me, wrapped his arms around me, and gave me a kiss. He then told me he was there for me, in his own words. It was simple, short, but meaningful. It's little gestures like these that keep love alive. Because quick pecks and hugs are great- most of the time. You need those wonderful tiny moments of connection to remind you why you're grateful to have love in your life. Especially when you're cleaning their hair out of the sink or picking up their dirty clothes for the hundredth time. Those meaningful looks, kisses, hugs, words (along with regular sex) remind each other that being in a relationship is work but it's also a privilege- not a right. Be grateful for your partner, and they'll be grateful for you.

Common Interests

You both like Blue Moon. And National Lampoon movies. And Tupac. That doesn't mean you're soulmates, but it does count for something. Finding a partner whom you'll be able to handle all the horrible and wonderful things life throws at you is tough. But here are a few words of advice: besides her skin that's softer than silk, her crystal blue eyes and her perfect butt, what do you two actually have in common? Shared passions is huge in making a relationship last. Not just superficial things like physical beauty (which fades, like lust, over time) or fun things like favorite movies and books. Real things in common, like a shared love of pets, kids, staying in on Saturday nights, leading an active life, the same morals- stuff that's the same at 20 as it is at 70. Because a cute guy whose sense of humor makes your belly ache will keep you happy far longer than one whose smokin hot with a so-so personality. I know it sounds hokey to say, but it really is the internal stuff that matters. Besides a strong physical connection, you need to feel comfortable around your life partner. And after a long day, nothing is more comfortable than sharing what you love with the one you love.

Taking Charge

This is to the women out there: have you ever asked a man out? Like sidled up to him at a bar, complimented his cute smile and nice eyes and then asked him if he'd care for another Blue Moon? You have? Well, how forward of you! My next question is, how did it go? I'm curious because I've never done that. I'm way too scared of rejection to ever approach a man. Back in my swinging single days (yeah right), I had one move: the eyes. I'd make eye contact with a hot guy and smile- that's it. He'd either come over if he was interested or look away if he wasn't. Years later I see more and more girls and Cosmo advice columns recommending girls to take charge and be assertive. Why should guys have to do all the work? (that's the new catchphrase) This irritates me. Not that I have a problem with women asking men out, that's cool, why not? But there are some men who rely entirely on women to make the first move, the first text, the first date, etc... They've gotten so lazy. A man who meets a cute girl shouldn't text her at 10 at night with the passionless words "hey, great to meet you last week. Whatcha doin?" Gross. What a turn-off. Okay so it isn't 1895 when men courted women and asked their father for permission to take them to church, but come on. Women deserve to be treated with respect and yeah, I think that we deserve to be wooed. Men should open our car doors, call us a few days before and after a date, pay for the first date, and not get too physical on the first date. I know this makes me sound pretty old-fashioned, which I am, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, to the men out there, I think you should be treated pretty good too. Laides, if you like a guy, bake them their favorite cookies, get them tickets to their favorite team, or buy their buddies a round of drinks. Dating is not all about the girl, it's an equal partnership. I just believe that women should be courted in the beginning because well, that's how I like it! Also, we have something you want, so you better treat us well if you want to get it guys. (wink, wink) And girls, remember that you NEVER "owe" a guy anything because he bought you dinner. So what!? He got the pleasure of your company, he doesn't automatically get action because you got the steak. Oh, and if you're one of those brave gals who asks men out? Technically you should pay, but let's face it most guys won't let you, so definitely try to but don't insist if he wants to do it. He should still be a gentleman even though you did the asking. Think of it this way: you went out on a limb and make the first move. Now it's his turn to take charge.

One Day

I recently saw the Anne Hathaway movie "One Day." I won't spoil it for those of you who haven't seen it and want to in the future, but I will share with you the lesson I took away from that movie: Life is fragile. Enjoy the moments you have with the person you love. All the stupid stuff (like how he never manages to put his clothes in the hamper even though it's two feet away) is really pointless compared to loving, kissing, and laughing with the one who makes you feel alive. Those who are lucky enough to have found someone to love who loves them back- cherish that, be grateful for that, and remember to tell your love each and every day how much you love them. Because the only guarantee in life is that things will change.

PS: For the single guys and gals out there, I want you to know that just because you're single doesn't mean life is trivial. It may just mean that you haven't met "the one" yet, or it may be that you're having too much fun to worry about settling down. Every part of our life has a stage, and you may be in the single phase now- that's okay. Just remember to be open to meeting different types of people and the world will open up to you. Love your friends, family, pets, etc. while you can. That's what life is all about.

Timing and Soulmates

Timing is everything dear readers. Where and when you meet people has a huge impact on whether or not you'll date them or not. For example, many men aren't ready to commit until they're more established, which happens roughly around the ages of 28-38ish. (but all men are different, so this varies a lot) So a man who meets an incredible, beautiful woman and falls in love with her might not be ready to settle down yet. Either he hasn't finished sowing his wild oats, or he doesn't feel ready (financially and emotionally) to have a wife and kids. It's like that old Sex and the City episode where the girls compare men to cabs. If their light isn't on, they aren't ready to pick up their Mrs.Right. That doesn't mean they won't drive around picking up girls, it just means none of them will make it all the way home until that man is ready. But love is a crazy thing and it makes us do things that aren't really rational. So men and women will settle down for reasons that don't make sense. They don't want to lose that person so they reluctantly get married to keep them. Or they 'accidentily' get pregnant. Or they date for 6 months, have great sex, then pop the question before they've had their first fight. Women nowadays are getting married later too, and it's less of a major life goal. But we still want it all. We want the white dress and the awesome job we rock at. Oh, and the 2 cute kids that are the only children we can stand to be around because other people's kids are annoying. Whether you meet your 'soul mate' (a term I don't like because it implies there' s only one person in the WHOLE WORLD of over 6 billion people that you're meant to be with) at 26, 36, or 56 can change the course of your whole life. The person you marry you might not have met if you hadn't took that job or gone to that college. And you might not be with them forever. It's all about timing and luck of the draw as to whether you meet your 'soulmate' today or ten years from now. Although, I'm pretty sure there's more than one person in the world who will share your love of 30 Rock and mint chocolate chip ice cream. I think we have lots of soulmates, or rather people we can love who will love us back. What life stage each person is at also has a huge impact on whether or not their relationship will survive. What I do know is that life is full of wonderful people. I wish you all a lifetime full of them, and hopefully at least one 'soulmate.'

Yeah but....

The other day in class we learned that words are everything when it comes to relationships. How you say things is so critical. For example, if you told your boyfriend that he needs to help you with your car because you don't know how to do it and that's his job you're going to sound like a nag. That's the number one thing you DON'T want to do. Don't nag- it reminds him of his mother. Not hot- sorry mom. Instead, if you asked your boyfriend to help you with your car because he's amazing at that kind of stuff and you'd be really grateful (wink, wink) if he helped you, you're way more likely to get his help and he'll be happy giving it.

When it comes to communicating with you partner about your wants and needs (another essential skill, we aren't mind readers people) try saying "I think xyz and....." not "I think xyz but..." Saying but is a negative word. It disqualifies everything you just said. Here's an example of a conversation with and and but- see if you can see the difference.
Husband: Honey you look great today.
Wife: Yeah but this dress has a hole in it so it looks kind of weird. Thanks though honey.
Husband: Uhhhh, okay you're welcome. (feeling deflated and less likely to compliment you in the future)
         OR
Husband: Honey you look great today
Wife: Yeah and this dress isn't even new. Thanks honey.
Husband: You're welcome (feeling satisfied with himself)
Next time you're trying to say something or responding to your partner remember to use and. It's positive and your point will be heard in a better light than if you say but. If you're trying to tell your partner something and he says "Yeah I hear you, but...." it is irritating as heck. I may or may not be speaking from personal experience here :-)  And adds to conversations, while but puts things behind. Pun intended!